(Source: slaughterthemoon, via amor-deliria)

• Teacher: Why did you not study?
• Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

(Source: pmaalllday, via paabuu)

• Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
• Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
• Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
• Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
• Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
• Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
• Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
• Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
• Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
• Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
• Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
• Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

(Source: thatawkwardmomenttvdstyle)

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(via frosted-dolphins)

About to take off!! Weeeee!!
-the plane was delayed due to technical difficulties. -awesome-

(Source: mleting, via lmaogtfo)

gryffindorkk:

“and in that moment, I swear we were infinite”

(Source: voldemortoutbitches, via i-inertia)

• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
• history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
• literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
• physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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