my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
His “Need a hug?” face looks like he isn’t asking. He’s almost telling her that she needs a hug because his hugs are the best and safest and warmest and awh.
I WANT AN ADAM HUG.
my life is basically me waiting for the next episode of a tv show
im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
(Source: australiansanta, via manda)
What would America and Canada be called if they joined together?
The US of Eh
welcome to deja vu club. the first rule of deja vu club is welcome to deja vu club
(Source: barackinaroundthechristmastree, via im-the-queeeen)
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
#if you act dominant the eyeliner will respect your authority#liquid eyeliner has a complex social structure similar to that of wolves and you must show it who the alpha is#it’s you #YOURE the alpha
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
(Source: mouse-y, via walkersonforever)
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how do u even kno how to kiss wtf is there some secret class
yeah, it’s full right now but i could tutor you
Smooth as fuck
(Source: santaspice, via im-the-queeeen)
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me