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By this everyone will know that you are my disciples if you LOVE one another ~John 13:35

My life is crazy fast and I rarely have a dull moment. I read books like there's no tomorrow, I basically eat them for breakfast. GLEE, PRETTY LITTLE LIARS, BONES & COVERT AFFAIRS basically consume my week nights. I'm a Stelena shipper and hardcore TVD fan! I love Spider-Man! God is my rock and he has blessed me with the best friends anyone could have. I'm Harry Potter OBSESSED...it's kinda ridiculous. Yeah.
*May the Odds be Ever in Your Favor*





(Source: smoke-til-my-eyes-bleed, via manda)


spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via manda)




adilia-the-kouhai:

I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things

(via amercian-mouth)




couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via thenameismg)





vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

(via amercian-mouth)


retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via amercian-mouth)






ermerlier:

yougobro:

So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

(Source: jehneeg, via misvvagius)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(via misvvagius)




texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

(via i-inertia)




heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via misvvagius)




thekatediary:

you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful. 

(via misvvagius)





(Source: teenvampiresreign, via comeonskinnyloveeee)




zamii070:

well one of us is going to have to change…

(via manda)

shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

(via manda)




cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via manda)